Everyone's A Winner

Music and Lyrics by: David T. Carter

Everyone’s a winner in this town
Come on in and shake it loose and spread your love around
Everyone’s a winner in this town
We’re riding six white ponies, talkin’ horses all around

Everyone’s a winner in this town
Didn’t someone tell you, you can’t fall far down
There’s a rumble in the jungle
There’s a monkey on the back of the flop eared mule
And you’re the flop eared mule

If only you had juice to buy the money
You’d take a trip to higher ground, where honey
Would soothe your lips, like a sugar kiss, but buddy
Your chompin’ on the brittle bits
Like a baby on his mama’s tits but
Everybody knows, you ain’t nobody’s fool

Cause everyone’s a winner in this town
We’re junkies for the bitter pill and everybody’s high
Everyone’s a winner in this town
Just load ‘em up with monkey shit And let ‘em tow the line

Everyone’s a winner in this town
Sinners make good winners, losers make the winners ride
There’s a rumble in the jungle
There’s a monkey on the back of the flop eared mule
And you’re the flop eared mule

I wanna be the light, be the light, shinin’ on the light
Wanna turn it on now, turn it on now
I wanna be the light, be the light, shinin’ on the light
Wanna turn it on now, turn it on now
Wanna be hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot
Wanna drive the biggest car, drive the biggest car

Naples

Music and Lyrics by: David T. Carter

Naples again, Naples again

Telegraph lines scratch my world blind
And I still see the world as it was
But some things disappear just like luck
And some fools fall deeply to luck
And this fool fell deeply to luck

And some girls marry boys
And some girls never do
And some girls travel far
And they'll never return

From Naples again, Naples again

Telegraph lines scratch my world blind
And I ache for a world that was mine
But some things disappear just like mine
And some fools fall deeply to luck
And this fool fell deeply to luck

And some girls fall apart
And some girls carry on
And some girls live a life from a far distant town

Like Naples again, Naples again

And some fools fall deeply to love
And this fool fell deeply to love

And some boys dream of life in a far distant town
And some girls live a life from a far distant town

Like Naples again, Naples again

Two Trick Pony

Music and Lyrics by: David T. Carter

Oh Lorraine you are the smallest of your kind
You ride side saddled with two riders
In a valley where they find you
When your buckled knees lay lame
They leave to ride the mares back east
You're a two trick pony

I'd like to show you one more trick
Put all the riders on their feet
Tell all the mares they ride back east
The two trick pony has new tricks
You're a two trick pony

Come a little closer
Let the valleys open wide
Your champagne sisters shod with silver
By the mountains with their shoulders
Leave their shadows by your barn
Now all your days are dark and long
For the two trick pony

I'd like to show you one more trick
Put all the riders on their feet
Tell all the mares they ride back east
The two trick pony has new tricks
You're a two trick pony

With a pony ride the boys sleep sad but satisfied
Another winner for the sinners
In a valley full of winners
With the shadows on the barn
They lurk with tickets and a yarn
For the two trick pony

I'd like to show you one more trick
Put all the riders on their feet
Tell all the mares they ride back east
The two trick pony has new tricks
You're a two trick pony

Soldier One

Music and Lyrics by: David T. Carter